I am getting increasingly worse at crossing streets.
The craziest part of this soda law was that it would be legal if the same construction worker ordered a 32-ounce beer — even though that beer might’ve caused him to kill others on the road home a whole lot faster than secondhand smoke kills. Or a 20-ounce soda. If the construction worker ordered a 32-ounce container of excellent tap beer to go from storied Farrell’s Tavern in Windsor Terrace, Brooklyn, that would have been okay. But since Farrell’s containers are Styrofoam, they’re endangered too.