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beautifulqalb:

One time this girl asked me if tap water is halal (since you don’t know what could potentially be in it) and I told her that since fish have sex in the water she could possibly be drinking fish sperm and it could possibly fertilize one of her eggs and then she’d have to…

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    lololololol I can’t stop laughing.

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    Hahahahaha whaaaattt

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